My best friend Mia being Mia

Ickle Baby Bot Lush Bath Bomb

I really like this bath bomb and its price. It smells of lavender and camomile. One thing though is that is is cheaply made and is very powdery

Life Hacks

There are little "sweet things" I do everyday That really effect my everyday life. So I thought I would share them as it might just add some sparkles into your world.

(I have an obsession with glittery things)

Set your alarm clock half an hour before you normally wake up.

Do this so when the alarm rings you are slightly awake, then press snooze till your chosen time. This really helps as waking up is more easier and you feel slightly ready to wake up at the time you want.

Never lend anyone pens. Do not feel guilty because you will never get it back. The only time where I got my pen back was when I leant it to my science partner. If the popular one comes and asks you for a pen and all you see is your red fountain pen just say you cannot give pens as they send a electric shock which makes you dumb. 

(#nopen)

Eat Fruit. Most sweets are fruit flavoured and taste NOTHING like the actual fruit. Anything pink is classified as strawberry flavoured. Strawberries and that pink Chuppa Chup taste nothing alike. Fruit tastes better and is healthier for you. But I do have to admit, that Chuppa Chup does taste bloomin good!!!

Stand out!!!!

Standing out is really important because being a clone is not cool. You are not being yourself and that angers me as I have committed this crime. You cannot live your life without being yourself. Following and trying to do what everyone else is doing stops you from being you. I made that decision to stand out not for attention, but wanting to live life  to the max. You have been given one chance to enjoy life. And if people don't like you then you are living your life.

SO PLEASE STAND OUT.

so we can see the real you, not a clone of the popular ones

Thanks a lot for taking the time to read this,

glitter kisses

Rosamund (Emily)

Christmas Wishes

So according to any shop, it's nearly Christmas

( Onesie time)

B & Q smells even better than lush now they have stocked Xmas trees

(which is saying something)

the local mall has it's Christmas tree up already...

John Lewis have stocked up gingerbread men. 

German market is open

All the adverts on the TV are for Smyths toy's

AND IT'S GETTING COLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Xmas come early? I mean, it nearly Christmas, the day where your table comes an all you eat buffet and also when Disney invades the TV.

WHO CAN FORGET PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry if your are getting socks)

But seriously, it's not even December which means I cannot put the tree up.

I bet most of you have begged for one of these

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I hope you get what you want, or if you don't celebrate Christmas then enjoy the boxing day sale cause,

 "yu gunna get a bargin at Next"

Thank you for taking your time to read, we already hit over 150 page views from 4 different countries which is amazing, so comment down below what you wanna see next cause i am out of ideas.....

Emily

xx

Why playing games on your phone is good

My mum always says playing games on your phone will make your eyes square and I should join the real world.

Baby, that ain't true.

(I do not think it is scientificly proven)

Can you relate, OMG. So I decided to do some excuses that you can tell your parents or anyone generally bossy

1. Being bored is unhealthy and playing games can generate entertainment. Which will stop you dying of boredom 

(Unless it's candy crush. Babes that will make you angry)

2.It can help you develop quick reactions which will help you stop a throwing knife or get into the cricket team

3. Your eyes are looking down which will mean a bird cannot poo in your eyeballs

4.An annoying game is an excuse to get a new phone. So download and annoying game so you can throw your phone at the wall

Ok, so most of these were pretty useless but I had a lot of fun thinking them up

Comment you suggestions what you want next

"Love me harder" Ariana Grande ( reasons to diss and love her)

So I am not her biggest fan but I love her new song , "love me harder"

Reasons to love

. She is only 1.53 meters which makes her very short but I think that's what makes her slightly adorable

.She can hit really high notes and it does not sound like she is murdering cats

.She made the high pony fashionable

Reasons to diss

.How she dresses disappoints me , she is the same as Miley as she also started on children's telly and lost the clothes as they got older

.She dissed a fan

.She dyes her hair every three days

So I dunno, she will never be my fave artist but she has some ok singles

Reasons why society should ban homework

Now, if you are anything like me (probably not) then you would leave your homework till the last minute.

Now here are my reasons why they need to ban homework...

.This above is so true, they always talk about saving trees but they want us to use as much paper as possible because they probably think that leaves fall off trees too much. And when that happens they need to pay the caretaker more to clean it up which means less money for "stuff"

(Stuff can mean a lot of different things but I am not going to say them as I might get into a bit of trouble when a teacher reads this)

.When most people do their homework, they chew on their pencil rubber. When you chew millions of germs flow into your mouth which COULD create sickness and that leaves to less school time.

(you did not think about that one schoolie did you?)

.Now, I feel very sleepy when I do my homework. but if you fall asleep when about I dunno, five o'clock and you wake up at two in the morning you're gonna feel a bit hungry. By when you normally press the snooze button the fridge will be empty. Keep doing this and soon your parents will be out of pocket.

(that means you cannot get that I phone you wanted)

This also means that they will not buy as much uniform. Ofstead will not be happy with a fifteen year old wearing a year seven blazer.

.I cannot deny I have done this with my hands. There is something called gravity and after about ten minuted you will start to feel pins and needles as the blood rushes down. In EXTREME cases the blood circulation could cut off. This means your hands could be forever paralysed meaning you cannot write.

(School consists of writing and with home work you will automatically do this, I know I do)

.I admit it, I procrastinate which is very bad for your brain apparently. Studies just made by me about one second ago shows that homework makes you procrastinate more because you are so bored.So that means school are PROMOTING procrastination by giving you homework.

(Procrastinating is when you doodle and write things into calculators and text books ect)

.Homework is so boring. They are always telling us to be active and keep fit. If we are doing homework all night how can we do this. They are promoting a unhealthy generation.

(this reason does not need brackets, its self explanatory)

.We spend to much time at school anyway. Why should we do school work at home? Home is for sleeping, eating relaxing, watching crappy soaps. A home is not meant for homework. There should be no such word as work in a house (home run businesses and chores are not included)

I get to many chores anyway.

The purposes of these excuses were for comedic purposes, not to scare anyone. If you liked this post then spread the word. Hope to see ya next time

:)